So I paid £119 for a month's membership, giving me an entre to thousands of faithless females.

They are allowed to sign up for free as a way of ensuring the numbers are balanced between the sexes.

It may sound like an unpleasant niche website for a handful of amoral people to whom wedding vows never meant very much.

This is how I find myself waiting for "Sophia Loren".

She seems rather on edge and sends me a text message at the time we're due to meet asking why I'm using the website.

If I pass out from lack of oxygen, I’ll not be able to care for my fellow passenger.

My wife has Multiple Sclerosis and I know first hand that caring for an MS patient can frequently cause “rapid cabin depressurization”.

"I want a man with a personality and looks to take my breath away." These are the requirements of the dark-haired, dark-eyed, 37-year-old Asian beauty who has sent me her romantic wish list.

Reading it on my laptop in the aptly named Cafe Affaire in central London, I consider what she really wants: a no-strings-attached sexual relationship.

This is the only way to consistently make it through the continuous series of “depressurizations” one experiences when caring for an MS patient. Providing care for an MS patient is stressful and it’s important that you care for yourself, too.

My goal for this blog is that it become a helpful resource for other MS Caregivers.

Grabbing my own oxygen mask first still gives me a twinge of guilt.